So I have the craziest dreams. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and text myself parts of the dream so that I'll remember the details to tell somebody. Haha but really I do this. Sometimes I'll also come up with "amazing ideas" in the middle of my sleep and wake up and also text those to myself. . .those have been ideas for baby names, ideas for baby showers, ideas for work, ideas for parties, etc. SOMETIMES the ideas don't end up being that great but sometimes they really are great!So last night I dreamed that I was on a Peter Pan type adventure complete with about four main characters including a little Michael. Stephanie Frame was one of the characters and she went along on our adventure picking up any of the snakes we came across and throwing them away from us. I always knew she was a brave one!
I had a dream recently about being in the WNBA (women's national basketball league) where everybody was wearing mom jeans instead of regular jerseys. Women even had "jean endorsements." I was getting frustrated because no one else agreed with me how stupid everyone looked playing in mom jeans. . .one lady even went as far as wearing a sparkily red sponsor prom type dress. Oh yeah did I mention they were terrible players and I was like "How in the world did you get into the WNBA with mom jeans and no skills!?"
Apparently one time I had a dream that I was singing the National Anthem because one time in college I sat up in bed and sang the entire National Anthem WITH MY HAND OVER MY HEART and then bowed and said "thank you, thank you." Apparently I even hit the high note. . .
I had a dream recently about being in the WNBA (women's national basketball league) where everybody was wearing mom jeans instead of regular jerseys. Women even had "jean endorsements." I was getting frustrated because no one else agreed with me how stupid everyone looked playing in mom jeans. . .one lady even went as far as wearing a sparkily red sponsor prom type dress. Oh yeah did I mention they were terrible players and I was like "How in the world did you get into the WNBA with mom jeans and no skills!?"
Apparently one time I had a dream that I was singing the National Anthem because one time in college I sat up in bed and sang the entire National Anthem WITH MY HAND OVER MY HEART and then bowed and said "thank you, thank you." Apparently I even hit the high note. . .
I think I'd be a millionaire if I could somehow record my dreams and make movies out of them. . .they'd be pretty entertaining I think! If you're lucky, maybe you'll be a star in my dreams someday and will be the lucky recipient of a text from me telling you about your staring role and how you look in mom jeans. Until then. Hope you have crazy dreams too!
Thanks for the mom jeans. http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/potus-in-mom-jeans_b20370
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