A Taste of Noah

So Noah's hilarious and here's a taste of why. . .

"Ok Aunt Carrie. I can do a hand stand underwater for one minute. Ok, now count to 12." -Noah

"Hey! Aunt Carrie! Where are your tic tacs?" "My tic tacs?" "Yeah, those things that help you see better." -Noah

"Aunt Carrie, when are you going to get a husband?"-N "I don't know Noah. When do you think I should?"-C "On the same day that Daddy and Mommy got married." -N
"Noah, who do you think I should marry?"-C "I don't know his name, but someone who doesn't have kids yet."'-N

I hear Noah yelling from the bathroom. . ."Ummm, Aunt Carrie? I'm trying to get one of my poops out, and it's gonna take a long time." -Noah

"Aunt Carrie, Ive got a joke for you! How do escalators fly?" -N "How?"-C "With pixie dust!! Get it? Pixie dust!" –Noah

"Hey Aunt Carrie! We should go hang out somewhere. . .and talk!" -Noah

After reading the story of Adam and Eve to Noah. . ."Ok Aunt Carrie, Daddy can be Adam, you can be Eve, I'll be God, and Momma can be the snake!" -Noah

"I dont want to wash my hair, but Im going to cause God said to!" –Noah

"I need to exercise real quick. . .ok I'm done!" -Noah (after 15 sec workout this morning)

"Aunt Carrie, Im so glad you live with us now!" –Noah

"Noah, I know you're strong, but you're not going to be able to help us." -C "What are you lifting?" -N "Couches."-C "Oh! I don't do couches." –Noah

"He cares for you." 1 Peter Pan 5:7 –Noah

"I love you all the way up to the moon, all the way up to Jesus, past God, past Mars, past Rupiter, and inside the ground!" -Noah

"That's a really cool house!"-Me "You said it Aunt Carrie!"-Noah

"Hey Noah, you ok if we watch the movie at my apartment?" "I would be happy to!" -Noah
(these last two may not seem as cute but he just sounded like such a grown up on both of them)